Office Dog

I took Jackass up the office yeterday. I thought it would be cool if he hung around and just slept next to me while I worked, like he does at home. Things started off well enough. He burst our football but it was on the way out anyway.

Then he shit on the floor. And then he pissed on the floor. Not a normal piss that dogs do, but a “I haven’t urinated for 3 weeks and I just drank the sea” kind of piss.

It wouldn’t stop. He was walking around and it was still coming out. 

And I guess that’s why generally offices do not have dogs wandering around them.